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My journal is Friends only XD

Simply comment and I would be happy to add you. I just want to know who is reading my journal, that's all.

Meanwhile... enjoy this COMPANY MEMO TO THEIR EMPLOYEES:

To all Employees:


Effective Immediately

Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HolidayDays
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.
4 Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Management


rant: at&t internet is the bane of my life

adrian
dont listen to any marketing scheme out there. at&t internet has got to be the most unreliable internet service I've ever had the misfortune of being zoned under, both at home and at my school apartment. Dont listen to the promotion on cheap prices. They increase your bills without telling you. I remember when I first moved in to my apartment last september and the monthly bill was $28 and by april it went up to $38. lol wut??? it wasnt what I signed up for! they have these promotions of $15 a month, but thats only for the first few months or something. Forget about loyalty to the brand, the longer you stay as customers the more they screw you over. 

In my apartment, the internet is overall slow and had disappeared multiple times, and we've called customer service and they said they checked and it seems to be working in their end so we have to keep annoying and calling for an actual person to come and check. We have had visits from the repair guy 3 times and it does get fixed each time, only to disappear the next month. They say its the wiring. Shouldnt it be fixed the first time they came over? Its obviously at&t being unreliable.

At home its worse, internet disappears every 5 minutes. Really annoying when you're trying to watch something online or playing a game. Just recently I was typing up a longass essay for a scholarship. Took hours. I guess you can say it was my fault for not saving it before I clicked submit, but I was tired and I just wanted to turn it in after editing it and double checking for errors. Then internet disappeared and the submission didnt go through... and by the time internet returned all my answers are gone. unsaved. I just want to scream. Of course, I was to blame for not saving it, but if at&t was reliable in the first place,   I   wouldnt have to worry.
 
PS.  I have to submit this post twice because guess what, the internet disappeared again!

saw Luan's at&t rant on youtube and I SHARE EVERY SENTIMENT!!

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I love Lisa Kleypas

adrian
So since summer of my first year of college, whilst bored and tired of the terrible cliched YA books floating around, I have decided to venture into the world of historical fiction...and fell in love with Lisa Kleypas and her Wallflower series. Funny, witty, well-written...these paperback romances are more than the stereotypical "porn-books" that some people label these books. I've been buying Lisa's books online, and I've been trying to locate her earlier works from the 90s.

Now, she's publishing her newest book next year (after what I felt like the longest wait) called Rainshadow Road! It's one of her few modern-setting books. CH-CH-CHECK HER OUT, GUYS!

http://www.lisakleypas.com/bookRainshadowRoad.asp

and yep, I am one of "Lisa's Divas" - a group of select fans who share info & content related to Lisa's novels and get sneak peeks & swag in return.

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